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The Megalomaniac

Ambitious, Intelligent, Calculating

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Your result for The LONG Scientific Personality Test...

ISFJ-The Protector

You scored 27% I to E, 58% N to S, 29% F to T, and 5% J to P!

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In the past three days I've gone naked in a hot tub, consorted with socialists, and found a city seething with gay drama. Welcome to San Francisco where all you need for teh butt secs is a dollar and a dream. Yes its true that I've finally made it out to the west coast and have been thrown into the proverbial deep end. Luckily I've been given a fashionable pair of red pumps to help tread water.
... So basically its a gay wonderland out here, but I find myself at a loss. I'm excited as all get out to find a new job, and thrilled at the possibilities that are presenting themselves out here, but socially speaking I feel slightly apprehensive. There is a slippery slope that leads to a life in a gay bubble with little to no outside input to off set that group mentality. Coming from the Midwest, where gay people were few and far between, having a 4 day stretch where I've only seen one straight person leaves me feeling awkward. I miss my friends from all over, be they straight or gay, but the fact that I'm seeing the distinction here feels like reverse discrimination. I'm not judging one to be better than the other, but WTF happens when living in a place makes you see a divided line?
Who knows where this place will lead me, and to be entirely honest I feel I may be over reacting to culture shock. Here's to hoping that this experience will only add to my growing as a person and not leave me poking at a gay bubble wondering where all the color in life went.

So there I was, right, searching the internet for a beacon of inspiration holier than Jesus's toe ring or a fat kid's favorite candy, when I stumbled upon the realization that no matter what I may find it will ultimately come down to a blind fold, a cigarette, and the hope that I don't piss myself when the firing squad yells "FIRE". The past three years have been slowly leading up to this moment where I saunter over the state line with both middle fingers extended saluting Michigan's failing economy and starting a new path in a different place. The only acidic agent to my steely resolve comes from a single question:
Where to move?
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Yes I'm being serious. I have put the cart before the horse and am now whipping a wooden bench while a constipated pony wonders why he's carrying 8 boxes, an entertainment center, and 3 suit cases in his ass. Sure I've taken time to research the areas of the US that have the best economies, compared that with where I would feel the most comfortable, and topped the whole chart with "greatest chance for rampant orgies"; yet here I sit at 11:30pm feeling less resolved than ever. I can assure you that providence does not favor any computer in this facility and could very well be plotting against me all together.
Regardless, the choice needs to be made in the next few days, the pony given a laxative, and the cart moved to its correct place.
Hoping you're all better off than I am, goodnight and good luck.

Now don't get me wrong, I watch Design on a Dime with the best of them, but explain to me how a channel devoted to paint swatches gets enough revenue to become a major cable network. I realize that this country likes its comforts and that to keep a population docile you give them food, security, and entertainment; but as I flip from Color Splash to CNN I notice a rift that is large enough to leave me confused. I guess most of my befuddlement comes from the stark contrast between people stressing over what tile they want in their bathroom while others question how long they can pay their gas bill. It is here that I would like to offer a possible link for the two channels so that today's world can be broadcast through the HGTV lens:
Option 1: Give an Iraq veteran a home makeover so that when he wakes up in a cold sweat he can feel assured that a designer somewhere cares about his wall treatment.
Option 2: As this country heads towards a recession why not highlight one of the Michigan residents who've lost their jobs and redesign their kitchen so they can enjoy it for a month before they falter on their mortgage.
Option 3: Find one of the corporate higher ups who've benefited from shipping jobs over seas and give them a custom movie theater in their basement so that they can have something else to make them feel truly accomplished after pink slipping 500 people.
I am fascinated with the idea of making a house a "home", but the farther this country plunges into debt and disillusionment I wonder who can watch a show discussing granite counter tops and take it seriously. Yet everyday the channel seems to become stronger in product placement and continues to grow their lineup.

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I can't honestly believe it, but I think I've reached the point in a pervert's life where pornography isn't nearly as wonderous as it once was. I say this after downloading what promised to be a hot 2 hours of man on cyclist man action, only to end up rolling on the floor holding my sides while a brave bottom took on 8 men with over 8 and a half feet of cock between them. I suppose it could have been arousing if you ignored the look of absolute horror on the recipients face, or his attempts at racy dialog in between screams of pain.
"YEAH!!! give it to.... MEEE!!!! Yeah, I want it... no I don't need to be knocked out... I'm a MAN!!!!!"
I will say that I hope to one day come across the gentleman from the video, no doubt in a wheel chair after his repeated riding of men that qualified him to put down "equestrian" on his resume. I shall tip my hat to him, and if I can keep a straight face, commend him on getting roto-routered by a gang for no more than what could cover half a month's rent. The question this whole experience leaves me with arises from the mass of adoring fans that made this particular porno a best seller for its producers. What kind of populous watches a guy impale himself on enough meat to even leave Paris Hilton slack-jawed, and find the whole scene hot? I understand the idea of taking out your frustrations in sex, but if you're toting enough bellow the belt to send sheep running for the hills screaming "Leave him B-i-i-i-ll, I never liked B-i-i-i-ll!", then maybe getting together your hung friends and focusing on one guy isnt the best idea.
In the end,I feel my current download won't last long on my hard drive as I'll only be holding onto it to scare away charging elephants or fend of an attack by pythons.
"RUN AWAY!!! DON'T LET THEM EAT US!!!"
Eh hem... after that, I shall be retiring for the evening and questioning how truly jaded I've become to pornography in general.
Good night, and if you come across these gentlemen, good luck.

I come here to bow before the motion picture gods and pay my respect to one of the greatest films I have ever seen. Oh how wrong I was to question the intelligence that put two campy grind house flicks together in one reel. Wrong was I to feel an ass-kicking-chick-flic that followed a zombie extravaganza couldn't hold up as entertainment. Wrong was I to question that which is the genius of Rodriguez and Tarintino. (Horribly spelled, but they can deal)

So there I was... heart racing, blood pumping, sitting next to a lesbian and wondering when this intense trip would end. Rocking back and forth in my chair, cheering for the women seeking vengeance on a psychopathic killer. I'll admit I felt a bit foolish after I realized how into the movie I was, but then something brilliant happened. The ending came... and the whole theater got up and cheered. I have NEVER been to a movie where people actually applaud a silver screen... and yet here it is. 3hrs and 40mins of pure bliss... culminating with the group orgasm that is film appreciation.

Go see it... and be warned... it's gory, campy, 70's special effects, with a cherry on top.
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Literally... one of the characters is called Cherry.

Game Music Guru You scored 84 % video game music expertise!

Yeah, you know your stuff. Probably have quite a few soundtracks lying around too... You badass you! (That's right, ALL gurus have massive beards!) Anyway, visit HappyAndSane.com for more sexiness!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 74% on expertise

Link: The Great Video Game Music Test written by JohnTheJubilant on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Enter one of the nicest guys you've met in your life time, picture him smiling as he starts up a conversation with you, now picture yourself tearing him a new one BECAUSE of said conversation. What more could add to this pleasent image of the total distruction of my social skills? How about the fact that he used to be a coworker who I had a crush on. Mmmm... I love the smell of self defeat in the morning.
True, I didn't realize it was said gentleman until he was getting off the bus... after the tounge lashing... after the silence that followed. Go me. I have become the angry bus driver that so many comment on that it's become part of popular culture. Just don't say that to me while I'm at work or they'll spend the next ten years trying to find your scattered parts across three state lines.
"I found half an ear!... Hmm...and what looks like a scapula."
I know I need to get out of my job, I realize how horrible of a person I've let myself turn into, but an explaination was always in reach. The general public have a combined IQ of a dead horse(unable to stamp its hoof), I'm going to be the bad guy anyways might as well introduce myself off the bat, if I make 30 people cry I get a blue ribbon pig that I can serve up as bacon the next morning, .... you know, the usual.
What I DO NOT have an explaination for is treating a nice guy who only wanted information about work the way I did. I can assure you that this epiphany will not change my attitude in the least, the general public have not gotten smarter in the last fifteen minutes, but it just served as the moment I had been waiting for when I realized how much of an ass I've truly become.
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On the plus side of things, I did catch him on the street and gave him his hat back that he'd left on the bus. Of course to balance out this seemingly nice act, I had to first tackle him and punch him in the stomach.
"THERE'S YOUR FRIGGIN HAT! TAKE IT!!"
"What did I ever do to you?"
*kick*
"You rode my bus beeya... try to be smarter next time."

Thank you and a bright shinning morning to you all.

Growl... love the humor, love the sarcasm, if this man is gay I'm sticking it in. Mmmmm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtjGgD9bMsM

Alright ladies, get your knickers and put them in a twist!... now run around. HA! Just wanted to see you all fall. So yeah, apparently the 5th horse of the apocolypse is coming in the form of a snow storm thats got peeps running about, smashing into lightposts and asking god why they weren't given a better sence of impending doom. I, myself, am giggling right now as I like the idea of driving a bus in the wintery gusts and say to mother nature "Lock and load ya-old biddy."
She better come through on this for me... I'm gonna be pissed if one solitary snow flake falls from the heavens and the police put out cones. STAY BACK!!! THIS ONE COULD HAVE FRIENDS!!!
Todays forcast is a high of 16 degrees farientheit which feels like ZERO!!!! >-x

PS I picked this emoticon because the others SUCK!

The Devoted Lover 59% partner focus, 38% aggressiveness, 35% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Devoted Lover. The Devoted Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is perhaps the best Lover Style when it comes to developing a long-term, caring and rewarding relationship. The Devoted Lover is a treasure to find, though it is sometimes difficult to time establishing a relationship with one just right; usually, this is the last romantic relationship you'll need to find, so sow any wild oats first. In terms of physical love, the Devoted Lover can be shy at first but gradually warms and eventually can be a thrilling partner who knows every need of his/her partner. Given a strong and loving relationship, and the right lover, the Devoted Lover can be a delight in bed. Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Suave Lover (most of all) or the Classic Lover, or the Carnal Lover. Congratulations! If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following: Nerds, Geeks & Dorks Professional Wrestling Buffy the Vampire Slayer America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 52% on partner focus You scored higher than 23% on aggressiveness You scored higher than 12% on adventurousness

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I have come here today to declair my love for the SNES Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past. It's only after playing a game 15 times in your life that you realize how truly great that game is. I have spent lazy afternoons, sleepless nights, or busy mornings running around as the little elf that could and every time I begin the adventure I get so excited about what I could find on the new run through. Obviously after such repeat plays few things are really new, but I still have yet to get the very last heart in the game and I know there are areas that I have overlooked on each go back.
Recently, I played through the entire game in two days only saving a handful of times. One might think that this would point to a lack of social life, but I managed to beat the game in approxamitly 6 hours of playing time and will be heading out tonight to go to a bar. Take THAT nay sayers. :)
Word... This game has the ability to make everything go away... mmm... how I love getting lost in a story. Go get'um Link. Get'um good.

The Lithsper You scored 25 Pride, 40 Natural, and 20 Denial!

Are you THSERIOUTHS? You are The Lithsper, and you're quiet about your gayness. You aren't ashamed of your sexual orientation, nor do you flaunt it. People often look at you and wonder, "Is he...? You know." Still, you couldn't care less if they found out. You are fine with being who you are. You tend to avoid the gay "scene," and pursue your many other interests, instead. After all, that's what characterizes you best. Congratulations! You have substance!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on Pride You scored higher than 14% on Natural You scored higher than 26% on Denial

Link: The What Type of Gay Guy Are You Test written by Hwiorae on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Admittedly, this past week has been the proverbial "rock bottom" so many depressed seek so they can shout up the mine shaft and listen for an echo. In the course of 24 hours I found out that a friend in NYC is not going to be recovering from his coma, and I got dumped. WHOOPEE!!
So what could have happened the rest of the week, you might ask, and you'd be right to do so. Well I've got a cold, which doesn't help when I'm trying to see the upside of reaching what I hope is the bottom and I've been applying for any job that crosses my path with little result. Unfortunately, with only transportation work experience on your resume, the transition to other forms of employment is close to impossible. All I have to say to myself at this point is "Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch."
On the upside of things, seeing this time as a point where I can only go up from (difficult to convince myself, but I'm trying to find some good in all of this) I am working towards getting my shit in order and changing myself around for the rebound. As I said before, I'm in the process of applying to other forms of employment, I'm researching masters/PhD programs across the country for possible alternate paths to take with my life, and I'm chatting with random peeps on the internet.
I've found a rather enticing program being taught at the University of Central Florida where they have a Film Entrepreneurship Masters. Looking over the requirements and classes, I'm starting to feel a twinge of excitement about getting back into academia and I sense that this is where I would like to continue my education. Of course there is the rational part of me shouting that if I'm going back to school it should be for a degree I can sell myself with, so I read through all the other programs offered at the schools I research. Close seconds to a masters in Film are Library Science/Information, and English PhD/Journalism masters. I would love to find a school that would pay for me to get a masters in Film, but as might be expected there is little money to be made while supporting a film student.
Now, as for the title of this entry, I want to state the obvious and say what a change sitting in sunlight can do. Amongst all the unfortunate going-ons in my life I haven't shed one tear, or felt anything except numbness. I'll laugh here or there, feel warmth when I'm talking with a good friend, but its fleeting and points to the serious problem that I need to fix myself. That being said, I had to drive into work early one day and the sun was still out so I was able to feel it on my skin for the entire length of my commute. Just that short drive with the sun out made me feel better about things. Granted you can only go so far while you're waiting to hear when the funeral is for one of your close friends... but it atleast got me to feel something.
In the next few weeks I hope to have taken my GRE, developed a website for my business, continue research into further education, and take multiple walks outside in the sun. Always nice to have a to do list.
I wish you all the best in your endeavors and hope to soon be more social than I have been in the last few weeks.

I'm sitting in the break room at work and I had a flash of something that needed to be down on an electronic journal. Across from me, on the grey lounge couch, there is this BEAUTIFUL guitar. Apparently it just got restrung and everything. I just started thinking about how beautiful the instrument is... but how it will never reach its true potential unless its in the hands of a skilled musician. It just so happens that the co-worker who brought it in was strumming away at it earlier and I was astonished how talented he is. Granted, he is in the school of music, but he way he played... just short bits of nothing while tuneing the re-strung glossy guitar,... it was like magic. I wanted to comment on his abilities, but the gentleman in question is straight as a board and I fear any compliments might come across as unsettling.

that is all.

Alright, I jest and claim that what good feelings I have today may leave tomorrow, but for the time being I'd like to bask in the goodness.

People Skills
Right, so I lack these in my employment but I am happy to report that I am not an entirely horrible human being. Recently I've met some great people (Some from NYC, another from Mason) and I carried on a conversation without scaring said people away. Some of you may feel that this isn't such a huge thing to be proud of, but after widdling my vocab down to the handy bus driver's:
"Get in, sit down, and shut up"
"No, this bus can't take you to the next party"
"WHOSE URINE IS THIS!?!"
..... I feel that its a huge step forward to be able to have human interaction without any of these statements. I'm warm and fuzzy with the delightful prospect of meeting new people and creating new relationships, I'm just surprised that I could still make friends while being such a horrible person at the work place. All positive enforcement cookies can be sent to my home address. :)

Family Status
Hmm... here's where it gets interesting and exciting all at once. Watch your step, and follow closely. Dad lost his job. No surprise as there were issues with the bakery and the new owners don't seem to know how to run the place, but this isnt why I bring this to your attention. I carry this forward because it was the triggering point for my parents to make the rather large decision over what they were going to do from this point on. My mom, my hero, called this a sign to move up north and open up a shop together. After much hmm-ing and haw-ing she finally wore down my dad to actually realize the merrit of the idea and the two are currently in Charlevoix checking things out. It was so refreshing to hear the excitiment in my parents voice as they told me, in detail, what they plan to do and how it will all get done. I'm going to keep the project under wraps for the time being, but I really feel like fate has stepped in and pushed my parents in the right direction. Yay for fate, lets all give it a round of applause. :)

The Prospects for the Future
So here's where I get a little murky, but good murky. I originally had a conversation with myself, promising that I would leave the state at the end of the school year. With this in mind, constantly poking me on the shoulder then tapping its watch, two things come up: A. How the hell did a personified thought process get a rolex, and B. Don't puss out and not leave. K... so we all know I hate my job with the furry of a thousand suns, but the state itself (I'm starting to realize) isn't the problem. After hanging with some close friends and rekindling the embers of a previously flurishing social life, I found that home truly is where the people I care about reside. If people I love are in MI, I stay in MI, if they're elsewhere then I have places to visit. I still want the adventure of moving and starting a new life, but I'm not as passionate about catching flame as I explode out of this state. Because of this calm mental period, I've been thinking through my options and am seriously considering a return to acadamia. I love to learn, and the prospect of taking a few more writing classes makes me writhe about with joy. Also the title that comes with a PhD would be enjoyed as well. Anyways, I'm going to do the research and see what comes up. Who knows what the future holds?

The Yellow Aura You scored 44 Stubbornness, 74 Friendliness, 17 Dare-devil-ness, and 18 Sensitivity!

Fun-loving, playful, effervescent, youthful (even childlike), spontaneous and freedom-loving When centered they are happy, optimistic, up-beat, positive, friendly, outgoing and generous When uncentered they are fickle, undisciplined, lazy, irresponsible and procrastinators However, positively, they do have innate ingenuity for simplifying complicated tasks Hate conflict – either avoid it, run from it, or make jokes to lighten mood Can be shy before they know people Look younger than their age Love to laugh and get other people to laugh; have a great sense of humor Love to please other people; need people to like them; are sensitive and get feelings hurt easily Hate being told what to do; they are rebels Have a hard time sitting still; they have a lot of energy running through them; fidgety Need to stay physically active to be happy; most Yellows like to exercise regularly They have kinesthetic intelligence (inborn knack for movement and motion) Make wonderful, sensitive healers because of the enormous energy flowing through them The most addictive core color (positively, this is through regular exercise) Negative addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, sex, overeating (especially sweets) and caffeine Don’t like stress and, negatively, try to avoid problems that need dealing with Have a fear of abandonment and commitment; can be fickle and changeable in relationships Very sexual, passionate, flirtatious and frisky Extremely creative and imaginative; occupation must be fun, not hard work Yellows like variety so usually have numerous careers throughout life, often at the same time Positive Yellows are one of the most health conscious of all the aura colors Notoriously bad at saving money because they live more in the moment When uncentered, can be insecure about their own abilities Most Yellows love dogs Check out a more complex Aura test at: http://www.auracolors.com/auracolors-test.html

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Stubbornness You scored higher than 0% on Friendliness You scored higher than 0% on Dare-devil-ness You scored higher than 0% on Sensitivity

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